While In Newcastle this weekend
Me: Is that a rabbit?
Mum: Can't be, it's a tiny lawn in the middle of a flipping enormous city.
Me: I'm pretty sure that's a rabbit.
Mum: It's a rock.
Me: It's a rabbit.
Mum: It's not even moving- OH MY GOD IT'S A RABBIT.
Mum: Why is there a rabbit here?
Me: Why isn't there a rabbit here.
Mum: There are two more over there.
Me: I'm taking them.
Mum: I wonder if they live under the bushes.
Me: I'm going to hoard Newcastles rabbits.
Mum: But they'd have to travel over concrete.
Me: I'll open a geordie rabbit zoo.
Mum: Maybe they came through the sewers.
Mum: Manic sewer bunnies of Newcastle-Upon-Tyne.